"101 Club"

“101 Club”
101 reasons why I can’t workout

1) I’m too tired
2) I’m sore
3) my back hurts
4) I’ve got cramps
5) you didn’t return my phone call in time
6) It’s Monday
7) I’ve got to go to work
8) My baby’s sleeping
9) I’ve got chores
10) It’s too early
11) My baby’s awake
12) I already took a shower
13) It’s too late
14) the gym is too far away (gas prices)
15) I just ate
16) I haven’t eaten anything
17) It’s Tuesday
18) my kids got ________ (insert sport)
19) I have a headache
20) I need to clean (house, car, dog, etc)
21) this is my day off
22) I have bad gas
23) I can’t be sore for work
24) I lost my voice (text message)
25) It’s too hot
26) my car broke down
27) I’ve got diarrhea
28) I’m watching t.v.
29) I’m out of shape
30) It’s my wedding day
31) it’s too cold
32) I’m on vacation
33) I have nothing to wear (that may be ok, check 1st though)
34) my wife or husband won’t let me
35) The weather is too perfect
36) the workout is too hard
37) I hurt my toe
38) because my doctor said…
39) it’s too windy
40) I’m pregnant
41) I just had a baby
42) my wife just had a baby
43) my teeth hurt
44) it’s too dark outside
45) it’s raining
46) it costs too much
47) it’s my birthday
48) I’m too old for that stuff
49) it’s Wednesday
50) it takes too long
51) it’s the holiday’s
52) I’ll start in January
53) it will make me sweat
54) no child care
55) I have school
56) I don’t want to
57) I’m not in the mood
58) I enjoy being out of shape
59) American idol is on
60) my house is a mess
61) I don’t feel like (insert activity) today
62) my buddy won’t be there
63) I worked late
64) it’s Thursday
65) I need a break
66) my wife needs a break
67) my wife’s pms’ing
68) I don’t want to get too big
69) my husband is trippin’ yo!
70) I lost your phone number
71) I got a new flat screen t.v.
72) I got laryngitis
73) I overslept
74) I’m hung over
75) I’m happy the way I am
76) I forgot my ipod
77) 21-15-9?
78) it’s a scam
79) that’ll give me a hernia
80) it’s Friday
81) I don’t know what a “WOD” is
82) I forgot my water
83) it’s just a phase
84) my kids are driving me crazy
85) my kids are sick
86) I already worked out this month
87) it hurts
88) I’ve got company coming over
89) that messes up my “routine”
90) my wife’s washing her hair
91) I’m already in shape
92) It’s Saturday
93) love handles are in
94) I’m mad at you
95) I’m embarrassed
96) I’ve got too much going on right now
97) I’ve got tendonitis
98) because I said so
99) I don’t have the time
100) it’s Sunday
101) I’m scared!

Oh, and no workout today...because it's Sunday.:)